Sunday, September 24, 2006

Never Trust a Guy Who....

The Ladies know that a good man is hard to find. They also know how to stay away from the really bad ones. They advise a woman to stay far, far away from any man who:

Doesn’t know his state capitals
Orders a latte
Doesn’t name his pets
Wears name-brand sunglasses
Takes longer to get ready than me
Makes me kill a bug for him
Spends $30 on a fake-vintage T-shirt
Can’t play top 5
Can’t change a tire or jump-start his own car
Can’t do the electric slide
Doesn’t have a favorite

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